It's no secret that I find Tennessee boring and uneventful. I guess my body decided to shake things up and/or distract me by blessing me with a curious illness. And it wasn't kidding around either; my sickness came complete with searing pain, a trip to the emergency room, lots of Loritab and a couple of shots.
At least it wasn't a spider bite, like we suspected. Turns out I have an abscess, which kind of grosses me out, so we won't talk about it. What that means for me, dear reader, is that I have to alternately soak my leg and then elevate it above heart level, take tons of pills and basically be a worthless human being until this mess goes away. I mean, it even hurts to push the pedals on the piano - how lame is that?
On the upside, I've become quite the game show connoisseur.
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OMG! who does that happen to? Just you I suppose! If you need me to, I can quit my job, sell my belongs and become your home health care nurse :) I seriously love you that much baby! I can't believe it's June and You've been gone since May. Weird.
I miss your pretty face and love you!
Ew.
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